Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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