Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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