please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Its about making memories worth repressing
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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