He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i would one night stand the shit outta him
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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