this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Is it penis luge time yet?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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