i don't like sucking hair
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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