I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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