I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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