It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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