Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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