How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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