Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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