Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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