fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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