Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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