is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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