Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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