never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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