I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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