I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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