We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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