grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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