At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
well most of my day revolves around power hour
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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