I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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