I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize