I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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