I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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