my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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