I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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