Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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