did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Randomize