Who did Billy Mays play for?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
the gays at disneyland are vicious
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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