whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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