At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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