I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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