Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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