and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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