The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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