You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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