I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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