She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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