im six kinds of drunk right now
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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