Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize