I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I touched a dick in church today
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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