I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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