Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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