is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
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On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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