I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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