kristin has been a bad kristin
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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