I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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